Winter is Coming? Tacos are Coming Warns the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast

Taco Trucks on every Corner
The Man Who Passes the Salsa Should Not Be Ignored.

Power-hungry, trumped-up, deplorable basket-case political candidates got you down? Can you say: “The night is dark and full of bull crap”? Yes? Then this Amazon tee is for you!

This funny ‘Merican shirt makes a perfect meme gift for a unique birthday present, the U.S. National Elections, a clever epic fantasy Halloween costume idea, the Christmas season, or for any other celebration throughout the election year.

The best political quote in the Americas is perfectly captured in this t-shirt for you or for that Mexican-food aficionado who loves their tacos on every street corner.

I Drink and I Grill Things – Perfect Parody Backyard BBQ T-shirt

In the Know
“That’s what I do. I drink, and I know things.” Yeah, that’s all well and good in the fantasy world of A Game of Thrones by George the Animal R.R. Martin, but what about now and especially around the Fourth of July?

King of the Grill
A man’s picket-fenced backyard is his castle, he is the king, and his grill is an epic throne! That’s what you do–you drink and you grill things. There may be episodes where you drink and forget things (oops), but you will always remember to drink, have fun, and play games while barbecuing with friends and with family.

Dinner is Coming
Any and all summertime, fun-filled barbecue parties with friends and family who love REAL food and drink (pork, beef, chicken, bacon, beer, and bourbon) need to get one of these cool tees before winter comes. Hey USA ‘Merica America, get out of the dark man cave basement and out of the frilly she shed, dress for carnivore success, fire up the gas or charcoal backyard grill, get bbq sauced, and enjoy fun, freedom and loving life in the USA with this awesome mashup tee on Amazon Prime.

I Grill and Know Things Funny Game of Thrones BBQ

Maple Bacon Donut Stop Believing! Funny Pink and White Novelty Tshirt

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Just a small town girl livin’ in a donut world…

A journey into candied bacon donut love that you can even wear to a bacon festival–no midnight voodoo required! Celebrate every day gleefully as if it were National Doughnut Day with this cute and funny bacon t-shirt.

A bacon lover’s gift for her, for him, or for little Johnny with zero bacon fat or sticky mess to clean up. Everybody loves the meat candied doughnut goodness!

 

 

Keep Calm and Stay Confused Travolta Funny Meme Parody Tshirt

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Keep Calm and Stay Confused Funny Meme Parody Tshirt

The dazed and confused character Vincent Vega wigs out when he cannot tell where the bacon smell is coming from. What do you want for Christmas Vincent, unlimited sizzling delicious bacon? Who is that on the intercom dude? Who is that? Keep calm and eat bacon–just forget about cupcakes and elephants! The most important thing is to follow the aromatherapy of delicious pork fat frying and party like it it 1994. Yee-haa!

A fantastically funny keep calm parody t shirt for only $19.00 for men and women. Need a  t shirt sizing chart? You can find it here.

The tshirt fabric make up for most of the tees is pre-shrunk 100% cotton; however, the sports grey color will be a 90/10 cotton/poly blend. The dark grey tees are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Description: A black and white iconic silhouette of an Internet meme famous Confused Travolta holding an overcoat and a slip of paper. Below the graphic, the text reads: “KEEP CALM AND STAY CONFUSED”. The font is the classic Keep Calm Medium and is black in color.