Are you taken with bacon and love pig butts and cannot lie? Do you LOL like 3x at funny election jokes and quotes? Do you want a better candidate than a democrat, republican, libertarian, independent, or giant meteor in 2016?
Crispy and chewy bacon strips, bacon pancakes, BBQ bacon on the grill, and bacon-wrapped EVERYTHING are irresistible and super delicious thanks to the magic of bacon chemistry. With this funny, clever, and classic bacon lover t-shirt you will be dressed for success at the voting booth in the USA!
Each politically savvy, fun-loving, bacon-addict t-shirt also makes the perfect treat for cooking yummy pig butts in the oven, as a one-of-a-kind Christmas gift for your favorite carnivorous high school political science teacher, or as an epic DIY bacon gift basket accessory for a DC-based, inside-the-belt-way, pork-loving friend.
This funny tee is also a super-fun goodie for a hilarious ‘Merican birthday present, a summer happy hour BBQ, International Bacon Day, el Dia del Tocino, National Bacon Lovers Day, a bacon, beer, and bourbon festival, the U.S. National Presidential Elections, or any other gift-giving celebration or holiday throughout the year.
Nature’s greatest miracle in the greatest country in the world is freedom of speech with cured and smoked bacon, and awesomely captured in this Amazon t-shirt for you or for that special bacon-addicted friend, relative, or elected representative.
Crazy political candidates got you down this year?
Vote smart, vote right–vote for crispy and chewy bacon strips and mohr bacon strips with this funny and classy American election tee.
Forget about Gary Johnson, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, the Giant Meteor, and Bernie Sanders. This awesomely funny tee makes the perfect gag gift for a unique birthday, a fun graduation, a BBQ bacon festival, the U.S. National Elections, National Bacon Lovers Day, International Bacon Day, El Dia Del Tocino, the Christmas season, the Fourth of July, or any other red-blooded, gift-giving occasion throughout the year. Because ‘Merica and Bacon that’s why.
Is it a Jack of Hearts, a Joker, or both? It’s a bird. It’s a plane… Hold on everyone–it’s an orange colored, cheese-flavored, puffed up dusty Cheeto JACKASS Trumpster Fire.
We’re gonna glow bright orange like Chernobyl in 1986.
Fake skin, fake hair whatcha gonna do when they come for you? ‘Tis the season to be a silly American. U.S. Presidential elections got you down? Trump your friends’ funny political shirts with this unique and hilarious political tshirt collection. Orange is not the new black. Orange is the new jack–jackass that is.
Break America Great Again
The dazed and confused character Vincent Vega wigs out when he cannot tell where the bacon smell is coming from. What do you want for Christmas Vincent, unlimited sizzling delicious bacon? Who is that on the intercom dude? Who is that? Keep calm and eat bacon–just forget about cupcakes and elephants! The most important thing is to follow the aromatherapy of delicious pork fat frying and party like it it 1994. Yee-haa!
A fantastically funny keep calm parody t shirt for only $19.00 for men and women. Need a t shirt sizing chart? You can find it here.
The tshirt fabric make up for most of the tees is pre-shrunk 100% cotton; however, the sports grey color will be a 90/10 cotton/poly blend. The dark grey tees are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.
Description: A black and white iconic silhouette of an Internet meme famous Confused Travolta holding an overcoat and a slip of paper. Below the graphic, the text reads: “KEEP CALM AND STAY CONFUSED”. The font is the classic Keep Calm Medium and is black in color.