Remember the Cant? Remember the Rants in 2020

Who plays a more dangerous game of politics,  Avasarala or Trump?

Digital diplomacy is not the answer. A scifi mashup radical political t shirt for dissenting protesters who lover their country called America. Humor always trumps orange tumang Dotard Covfefe in the Belt and in the expanse beyond.

Make America remember again that tweetstorms are not leadership. Repeal, replace and impeach with this epic protest design.

Bacon Strips Go to Eleven Funny Heavy Metal Bacon T-Shirt

 

Do you love funny bacon puns, memes, and sayings? Everybody amps up to eleven with funny bacon tshirts for guys and gals! Enjoy super funny one-of-a-kind bacon rock-n-roll tshirts for folks who love pig butts, parody heavy metal, druids, Stone Henge, and humor.

Bacon is my Spirit Animal | Bacon is my Valentine | Funny Greeting Card

My Spirit Animal - Bacon is my Valentine Card

 

Bacon is my Valentine! Show your eternal love for the porkiest perfection on the planet with this funny bacon greeting card for Valentines Day. Chewy and crispy bacon strip eaters will love this heartfelt LOL gift. Be a best friend forever (BFF) on February 14 with sizzling bacon adoration!

  • Dimensions: 5 inch length by 7 inch width (portrait)
  • Semi-gloss paper at 110 lb, 12.5 point thick
  • Smudge-free writing with matte finish inside greeting card
  • Standard white envelope included

 

The Truck is Parked and Full of Tacos Funny Political Trump Tshirt

Taco Trucks at Night
The Truck is Parked and Full of Tacos. Thank God.

Enjoy funny political mashup t-shirts that come in multiple color choices and in comfortable sizes for men and women on every corner in the USA who love trucks, tacos, laughter, and a Game of Thrones! Each 2016 U.S. election design is printed on the front of the tee. The trumped-up white Gothic medieval font bloviates: THE TRUCK IS PARKED AND FULL OF TACOS. The graphic displays a friendly neighborhood taco truck profile with one yummy taco design on its side. Support Mexican food with this funny tee!

Vote for Chewy and Crispy Bacon in 2016 and Beyond

Crazy political candidates got you down this year?

Vote smart, vote right–vote for crispy and chewy bacon strips and mohr bacon strips with this funny and classy American election tee.

Forget about Gary Johnson, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, the Giant Meteor, and Bernie Sanders. This awesomely funny tee makes the perfect gag gift for a unique birthday, a fun graduation, a BBQ bacon festival, the U.S. National Elections, National Bacon Lovers Day, International Bacon Day, El Dia Del Tocino, the Christmas season, the Fourth of July, or any other red-blooded, gift-giving occasion throughout the year. Because ‘Merica and Bacon that’s why.

Crispy and Chewy Bacon Election Tee Image
Crispy and Chewy Bacon Election T-shirt

I Drink and I Grill Things – Perfect Parody Backyard BBQ T-shirt

In the Know
“That’s what I do. I drink, and I know things.” Yeah, that’s all well and good in the fantasy world of A Game of Thrones by George the Animal R.R. Martin, but what about now and especially around the Fourth of July?

King of the Grill
A man’s picket-fenced backyard is his castle, he is the king, and his grill is an epic throne! That’s what you do–you drink and you grill things. There may be episodes where you drink and forget things (oops), but you will always remember to drink, have fun, and play games while barbecuing with friends and with family.

Dinner is Coming
Any and all summertime, fun-filled barbecue parties with friends and family who love REAL food and drink (pork, beef, chicken, bacon, beer, and bourbon) need to get one of these cool tees before winter comes. Hey USA ‘Merica America, get out of the dark man cave basement and out of the frilly she shed, dress for carnivore success, fire up the gas or charcoal backyard grill, get bbq sauced, and enjoy fun, freedom and loving life in the USA with this awesome mashup tee on Amazon Prime.

I Grill and Know Things Funny Game of Thrones BBQ