Carice van Houten, the actress who plays Melisandre, Red priestess from Asshai, tweeted the most inappropriate farewell gift ever.
In the Know
“That’s what I do. I drink, and I know things.” Yeah, that’s all well and good in the fantasy world of A Game of Thrones by George the Animal R.R. Martin, but what about now and especially around the Fourth of July?
King of the Grill
A man’s picket-fenced backyard is his castle, he is the king, and his grill is an epic throne! That’s what you do–you drink and you grill things. There may be episodes where you drink and forget things (oops), but you will always remember to drink, have fun, and play games while barbecuing with friends and with family.
Dinner is Coming
Any and all summertime, fun-filled barbecue parties with friends and family who love REAL food and drink (pork, beef, chicken, bacon, beer, and bourbon) need to get one of these cool tees before winter comes. Hey USA ‘Merica America, get out of the dark man cave basement and out of the frilly she shed, dress for carnivore success, fire up the gas or charcoal backyard grill, get bbq sauced, and enjoy fun, freedom and loving life in the USA with this awesome mashup tee on Amazon Prime.
Is it a Jack of Hearts, a Joker, or both? It’s a bird. It’s a plane… Hold on everyone–it’s an orange colored, cheese-flavored, puffed up dusty Cheeto JACKASS Trumpster Fire.
We’re gonna glow bright orange like Chernobyl in 1986.
Fake skin, fake hair whatcha gonna do when they come for you? ‘Tis the season to be a silly American. U.S. Presidential elections got you down? Trump your friends’ funny political shirts with this unique and hilarious political tshirt collection. Orange is not the new black. Orange is the new jack–jackass that is.
The fires will not burn the crappy taste away.
Break America Great Again
Blowing gas everywhere
People hissin’ ’bout my hair
You know they just don’t care
I can’t take the press
Can’t take the noise
Got mo money than you do
I’m the best damn choice
Rats in the White House
Wait! I really love the blacks
Bernie is a commie and a two bit hack
I’m gonna be the prez, gonna go real far
Cause I’m an orange mannequin, a real rock star
Just a small town girl livin’ in a donut world…
A journey into candied bacon donut love that you can even wear to a bacon festival–no midnight voodoo required! Celebrate every day gleefully as if it were National Doughnut Day with this cute and funny bacon t-shirt.
A bacon lover’s gift for her, for him, or for little Johnny with zero bacon fat or sticky mess to clean up. Everybody loves the meat candied doughnut goodness!
The Bacon Sizzles
Morning Love Scents Waft To Me