Grandmaster Flap Trump It’s Like a Jungle Funny Political T Shirt

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Blowing gas everywhere
People hissin’ ’bout my hair
You know they just don’t care
I can’t take the press
Can’t take the noise
Got mo money than you do
I’m the best damn choice
Rats in the White House
Wait! I really love the blacks
Bernie is a commie and a two bit hack
I’m gonna be the prez, gonna go real far
Cause I’m an orange mannequin, a real rock star

Funny Political Tshirt

 

Maple Bacon Donut Stop Believing! Funny Pink and White Novelty Tshirt

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Just a small town girl livin’ in a donut world…

A journey into candied bacon donut love that you can even wear to a bacon festival–no midnight voodoo required! Celebrate every day gleefully as if it were National Doughnut Day with this cute and funny bacon t-shirt.

A bacon lover’s gift for her, for him, or for little Johnny with zero bacon fat or sticky mess to clean up. Everybody loves the meat candied doughnut goodness!

 

 

Keep Calm and Stay Confused Travolta Funny Meme Parody Tshirt

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Confused Travolta Meme

Keep Calm and Stay Confused Funny Meme Parody Tshirt

The dazed and confused character Vincent Vega wigs out when he cannot tell where the bacon smell is coming from. What do you want for Christmas Vincent, unlimited sizzling delicious bacon? Who is that on the intercom dude? Who is that? Keep calm and eat bacon–just forget about cupcakes and elephants! The most important thing is to follow the aromatherapy of delicious pork fat frying and party like it it 1994. Yee-haa!

A fantastically funny keep calm parody t shirt for only $19.00 for men and women. Need a  t shirt sizing chart? You can find it here.

The tshirt fabric make up for most of the tees is pre-shrunk 100% cotton; however, the sports grey color will be a 90/10 cotton/poly blend. The dark grey tees are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.

Description: A black and white iconic silhouette of an Internet meme famous Confused Travolta holding an overcoat and a slip of paper. Below the graphic, the text reads: “KEEP CALM AND STAY CONFUSED”. The font is the classic Keep Calm Medium and is black in color.