Forget about Gary Johnson, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, the Giant Meteor, and Bernie Sanders. This awesomely funny tee makes the perfect gag gift for a unique birthday, a fun graduation, a BBQ bacon festival, the U.S. National Elections, National Bacon Lovers Day, International Bacon Day, El Dia Del Tocino, the Christmas season, the Fourth of July, or any other red-blooded, gift-giving occasion throughout the year. Because ‘Merica and Bacon that’s why.
The night is dark and full of terrors? Wait a minute. The plate is hot and full of bacon. When life gives you lemons you make bacon. The fire may burn away terror, but it just makes bacon crispier. Chewy is awesome as well.
In the Know
“That’s what I do. I drink, and I know things.” Yeah, that’s all well and good in the fantasy world of A Game of Thrones by George the Animal R.R. Martin, but what about now and especially around the Fourth of July?
King of the Grill
A man’s picket-fenced backyard is his castle, he is the king, and his grill is an epic throne! That’s what you do–you drink and you grill things. There may be episodes where you drink and forget things (oops), but you will always remember to drink, have fun, and play games while barbecuing with friends and with family.
Dinner is Coming
Any and all summertime, fun-filled barbecue parties with friends and family who love REAL food and drink (pork, beef, chicken, bacon, beer, and bourbon) need to get one of these cool tees before winter comes. Hey USA ‘Merica America, get out of the dark man cave basement and out of the frilly she shed, dress for carnivore success, fire up the gas or charcoal backyard grill, get bbq sauced, and enjoy fun, freedom and loving life in the USA with this awesome mashup tee on Amazon Prime.
Is it a Jack of Hearts, a Joker, or both? It’s a bird. It’s a plane… Hold on everyone–it’s an orange colored, cheese-flavored, puffed up dusty Cheeto JACKASS Trumpster Fire.
We’re gonna glow bright orange like Chernobyl in 1986.
Fake skin, fake hair whatcha gonna do when they come for you? ‘Tis the season to be a silly American. U.S. Presidential elections got you down? Trump your friends’ funny political shirts with this unique and hilarious political tshirt collection. Orange is not the new black. Orange is the new jack–jackass that is.