Go Beyond Resisting Turkey Bacon – Resist for Democracy Tshirt

Old Glory and Lady Liberty need you now! Forget keeping calm…

Do you love your country, believe in fact checking, and demand less political corruption in government in America? If you can survive the American Care Act–Obamacare, twiplomacy, Russian hacking, emails from Hillary, and the impending catastrophic destruction due to the presidential Trumpocalypse, you are a courageous red, white, and blue American. Make love Trump hate with this pro-democracy tshirt. Never give up. Never stop. Resist!

This epic protest tee shows a human fist, outlined in black, held upright for justice colored in red, white, and blue. The word RESIST is placed at the bottom of the tee graphic. The font used is the classic KEEP CALM Medium.

Funny Bacon Valentine’s Gifts for Guys

 

Is bacon your Valentine, your Eternal Love? Everybody loves bacon strips and more bacon strips especially on February 14. Bacon is my Valentine! Enjoy funny bacon shirts, stickers mugs and funny romantic gifts for that very special best friend forever kissy nom nom sweetheart.

 

Bacon is my Spirit Animal | Bacon is my Valentine | Funny Greeting Card

My Spirit Animal - Bacon is my Valentine Card

 

Bacon is my Valentine! Show your eternal love for the porkiest perfection on the planet with this funny bacon greeting card for Valentines Day. Chewy and crispy bacon strip eaters will love this heartfelt LOL gift. Be a best friend forever (BFF) on February 14 with sizzling bacon adoration!

  • Dimensions: 5 inch length by 7 inch width (portrait)
  • Semi-gloss paper at 110 lb, 12.5 point thick
  • Smudge-free writing with matte finish inside greeting card
  • Standard white envelope included

 

Trump Up the Volume Deal with America Funny Election Hangover Tshirt

Trump Deal with it Meme
Trump Deal with it Meme

Do you or someone that you love have a U.S. election hangover? Trump up the volume. Trump up the volume. Trump up the volume. You could be suffering from Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD).

Regardless, just DEAL WITH IT America or move to Canada!

Merica, Murika, Merica has voted for change so that’s why Obamacare won’t be repealed! Because ‘Merica that’s why. Let freedom ring with taco trucks on every corner. All citizens will LOL at this clever and epic post-election reality tee. Conservative Republicans and Liberal Democrats who enjoy popular Internet memes, and maybe Obamacare, will appreciate this patriotic reality tv shirt.

All legal and even illegal folks will LOL at this clever and epic post-election reality tee. Conservative Republicans and Liberal Democrats who enjoy popular Internet memes, and maybe orange cotton candy hair, will appreciate this patriotic reality tv shirt as well.

The classic deal-with-it, black-and-white Internet meme 8-bit pixelated sunglasses are ever so carefully over an orange-colored caricature of the 45th President of the United States, The Donald Trumpster. The antiquated Electoral College has spoken.

The black Impact font declares: DEAL WITH IT. And deal with China, Mexico, building a wall, hell toupee, lawsuits, and dat campaign promise con artist stuff.

The Truck is Parked and Full of Tacos Funny Political Trump Tshirt

Taco Trucks at Night
The Truck is Parked and Full of Tacos. Thank God.

Enjoy funny political mashup t-shirts that come in multiple color choices and in comfortable sizes for men and women on every corner in the USA who love trucks, tacos, laughter, and a Game of Thrones! Each 2016 U.S. election design is printed on the front of the tee. The trumped-up white Gothic medieval font bloviates: THE TRUCK IS PARKED AND FULL OF TACOS. The graphic displays a friendly neighborhood taco truck profile with one yummy taco design on its side. Support Mexican food with this funny tee!

Winter is Coming? Tacos are Coming Warns the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast

Taco Trucks on every Corner
The Man Who Passes the Salsa Should Not Be Ignored.

Power-hungry, trumped-up, deplorable basket-case political candidates got you down? Can you say: “The night is dark and full of bull crap”? Yes? Then this Amazon tee is for you!

This funny ‘Merican shirt makes a perfect meme gift for a unique birthday present, the U.S. National Elections, a clever epic fantasy Halloween costume idea, the Christmas season, or for any other celebration throughout the election year.

The best political quote in the Americas is perfectly captured in this t-shirt for you or for that Mexican-food aficionado who loves their tacos on every street corner.

Vote for Bacon! Red, White, and Blue Freedom Amazon Tshirt

Vote for Bacon
Go Red, White and, Blue! Vote for Bacon!

Are you taken with bacon and love pig butts and cannot lie? Do you LOL like 3x at funny election jokes and quotes? Do you want a better candidate than a democrat, republican, libertarian, independent, or giant meteor in 2016?

Crispy and chewy bacon strips, bacon pancakes, BBQ bacon on the grill, and bacon-wrapped EVERYTHING are irresistible and super delicious thanks to the magic of bacon chemistry. With this funny, clever, and classic bacon lover t-shirt you will be dressed for success at the voting booth in the USA!

Each politically savvy, fun-loving, bacon-addict t-shirt also makes the perfect treat for cooking yummy pig butts in the oven, as a one-of-a-kind Christmas gift for your favorite carnivorous high school political science teacher, or as an epic DIY bacon gift basket accessory for a DC-based, inside-the-belt-way, pork-loving friend.

This funny tee is also a super-fun goodie for a hilarious ‘Merican birthday present, a summer happy hour BBQ, International Bacon Day, el Dia del Tocino, National Bacon Lovers Day, a bacon, beer, and bourbon festival, the U.S. National Presidential Elections, or any other gift-giving celebration or holiday throughout the year.

Nature’s greatest miracle in the greatest country in the world is freedom of speech with cured and smoked bacon, and awesomely captured in this Amazon t-shirt for you or for that special bacon-addicted friend, relative, or elected representative.

Vote for Chewy and Crispy Bacon in 2016 and Beyond

Crazy political candidates got you down this year?

Vote smart, vote right–vote for crispy and chewy bacon strips and mohr bacon strips with this funny and classy American election tee.

Forget about Gary Johnson, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, the Giant Meteor, and Bernie Sanders. This awesomely funny tee makes the perfect gag gift for a unique birthday, a fun graduation, a BBQ bacon festival, the U.S. National Elections, National Bacon Lovers Day, International Bacon Day, El Dia Del Tocino, the Christmas season, the Fourth of July, or any other red-blooded, gift-giving occasion throughout the year. Because ‘Merica and Bacon that’s why.

Crispy and Chewy Bacon Election Tee Image
Crispy and Chewy Bacon Election T-shirt