Winter is Coming? Tacos are Coming Warns the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast

Taco Trucks on every Corner
The Man Who Passes the Salsa Should Not Be Ignored.

Power-hungry, trumped-up, deplorable basket-case political candidates got you down? Can you say: “The night is dark and full of bull crap”? Yes? Then this Amazon tee is for you!

This funny ‘Merican shirt makes a perfect meme gift for a unique birthday present, the U.S. National Elections, a clever epic fantasy Halloween costume idea, the Christmas season, or for any other celebration throughout the election year.

The best political quote in the Americas is perfectly captured in this t-shirt for you or for that Mexican-food aficionado who loves their tacos on every street corner.

I Drink and I Grill Things – Perfect Parody Backyard BBQ T-shirt

In the Know
“That’s what I do. I drink, and I know things.” Yeah, that’s all well and good in the fantasy world of A Game of Thrones by George the Animal R.R. Martin, but what about now and especially around the Fourth of July?

King of the Grill
A man’s picket-fenced backyard is his castle, he is the king, and his grill is an epic throne! That’s what you do–you drink and you grill things. There may be episodes where you drink and forget things (oops), but you will always remember to drink, have fun, and play games while barbecuing with friends and with family.

Dinner is Coming
Any and all summertime, fun-filled barbecue parties with friends and family who love REAL food and drink (pork, beef, chicken, bacon, beer, and bourbon) need to get one of these cool tees before winter comes. Hey USA ‘Merica America, get out of the dark man cave basement and out of the frilly she shed, dress for carnivore success, fire up the gas or charcoal backyard grill, get bbq sauced, and enjoy fun, freedom and loving life in the USA with this awesome mashup tee on Amazon Prime.

I Grill and Know Things Funny Game of Thrones BBQ