In the Know
“That’s what I do. I drink, and I know things.” Yeah, that’s all well and good in the fantasy world of A Game of Thrones by George the Animal R.R. Martin, but what about now and especially around the Fourth of July?
King of the Grill
A man’s picket-fenced backyard is his castle, he is the king, and his grill is an epic throne! That’s what you do–you drink and you grill things. There may be episodes where you drink and forget things (oops), but you will always remember to drink, have fun, and play games while barbecuing with friends and with family.
Dinner is Coming
Any and all summertime, fun-filled barbecue parties with friends and family who love REAL food and drink (pork, beef, chicken, bacon, beer, and bourbon) need to get one of these cool tees before winter comes. Hey USA ‘Merica America, get out of the dark man cave basement and out of the frilly she shed, dress for carnivore success, fire up the gas or charcoal backyard grill, get bbq sauced, and enjoy fun, freedom and loving life in the USA with this awesome mashup tee on Amazon Prime.
Is it a Jack of Hearts, a Joker, or both? It’s a bird. It’s a plane… Hold on everyone–it’s an orange colored, cheese-flavored, puffed up dusty Cheeto JACKASS Trumpster Fire.
We’re gonna glow bright orange like Chernobyl in 1986.
Fake skin, fake hair whatcha gonna do when they come for you? ‘Tis the season to be a silly American. U.S. Presidential elections got you down? Trump your friends’ funny political shirts with this unique and hilarious political tshirt collection. Orange is not the new black. Orange is the new jack–jackass that is.
Blowing gas everywhere
People hissin’ ’bout my hair
You know they just don’t care
I can’t take the press
Can’t take the noise
Got mo money than you do
I’m the best damn choice
Rats in the White House
Wait! I really love the blacks
Bernie is a commie and a two bit hack
I’m gonna be the prez, gonna go real far
Cause I’m an orange mannequin, a real rock star
The dazed and confused character Vincent Vega wigs out when he cannot tell where the bacon smell is coming from. What do you want for Christmas Vincent, unlimited sizzling delicious bacon? Who is that on the intercom dude? Who is that? Keep calm and eat bacon–just forget about cupcakes and elephants! The most important thing is to follow the aromatherapy of delicious pork fat frying and party like it it 1994. Yee-haa!
A fantastically funny keep calm parody t shirt for only $19.00 for men and women. Need a t shirt sizing chart? You can find it here.
The tshirt fabric make up for most of the tees is pre-shrunk 100% cotton; however, the sports grey color will be a 90/10 cotton/poly blend. The dark grey tees are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend.
Description: A black and white iconic silhouette of an Internet meme famous Confused Travolta holding an overcoat and a slip of paper. Below the graphic, the text reads: “KEEP CALM AND STAY CONFUSED”. The font is the classic Keep Calm Medium and is black in color.