The night is dark and full of terrors? Wait a minute. The plate is hot and full of bacon. When life gives you lemons you make bacon. The fire may burn away terror, but it just makes bacon crispier. Chewy is awesome as well.
The fires will not burn the crappy taste away.
The power of delicious sizzling bacon!
Meanwhile on the Internet and maybe in the Delta Quadrant…
What Paul Anka really wanted to sing was:
Havin’ my Bacon
What an awesome way of sayin’
How much I love me
What a kick ass way of sayin’
What I’m thinkin’ of me
I can smell it, pan is glowin
I can eat it every night
My strips are overflowin’
That I’m havin’ my bacon…
Cats and bacon rule the Internet.
Just a small town girl livin’ in a donut world…
A journey into candied bacon donut love that you can even wear to a bacon festival–no midnight voodoo required! Celebrate every day gleefully as if it were National Doughnut Day with this cute and funny bacon t-shirt.
A bacon lover’s gift for her, for him, or for little Johnny with zero bacon fat or sticky mess to clean up. Everybody loves the meat candied doughnut goodness!