Bacon Strips Go to Eleven Funny Heavy Metal Bacon T-Shirt

 

Do you love funny bacon puns, memes, and sayings? Everybody amps up to eleven with funny bacon tshirts for guys and gals! Enjoy super funny one-of-a-kind bacon rock-n-roll tshirts for folks who love pig butts, parody heavy metal, druids, Stone Henge, and humor.

Funny Bacon Valentine’s Gifts for Guys

 

Is bacon your Valentine, your Eternal Love? Everybody loves bacon strips and more bacon strips especially on February 14. Bacon is my Valentine! Enjoy funny bacon shirts, stickers mugs and funny romantic gifts for that very special best friend forever kissy nom nom sweetheart.

 

Bacon is my Spirit Animal | Bacon is my Valentine | Funny Greeting Card

My Spirit Animal - Bacon is my Valentine Card

 

Bacon is my Valentine! Show your eternal love for the porkiest perfection on the planet with this funny bacon greeting card for Valentines Day. Chewy and crispy bacon strip eaters will love this heartfelt LOL gift. Be a best friend forever (BFF) on February 14 with sizzling bacon adoration!

  • Dimensions: 5 inch length by 7 inch width (portrait)
  • Semi-gloss paper at 110 lb, 12.5 point thick
  • Smudge-free writing with matte finish inside greeting card
  • Standard white envelope included

 

Vote for Bacon! Red, White, and Blue Freedom Amazon Tshirt

Vote for Bacon
Go Red, White and, Blue! Vote for Bacon!

Are you taken with bacon and love pig butts and cannot lie? Do you LOL like 3x at funny election jokes and quotes? Do you want a better candidate than a democrat, republican, libertarian, independent, or giant meteor in 2016?

Crispy and chewy bacon strips, bacon pancakes, BBQ bacon on the grill, and bacon-wrapped EVERYTHING are irresistible and super delicious thanks to the magic of bacon chemistry. With this funny, clever, and classic bacon lover t-shirt you will be dressed for success at the voting booth in the USA!

Each politically savvy, fun-loving, bacon-addict t-shirt also makes the perfect treat for cooking yummy pig butts in the oven, as a one-of-a-kind Christmas gift for your favorite carnivorous high school political science teacher, or as an epic DIY bacon gift basket accessory for a DC-based, inside-the-belt-way, pork-loving friend.

This funny tee is also a super-fun goodie for a hilarious ‘Merican birthday present, a summer happy hour BBQ, International Bacon Day, el Dia del Tocino, National Bacon Lovers Day, a bacon, beer, and bourbon festival, the U.S. National Presidential Elections, or any other gift-giving celebration or holiday throughout the year.

Nature’s greatest miracle in the greatest country in the world is freedom of speech with cured and smoked bacon, and awesomely captured in this Amazon t-shirt for you or for that special bacon-addicted friend, relative, or elected representative.

Vote for Chewy and Crispy Bacon in 2016 and Beyond

Crazy political candidates got you down this year?

Vote smart, vote right–vote for crispy and chewy bacon strips and mohr bacon strips with this funny and classy American election tee.

Forget about Gary Johnson, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, the Giant Meteor, and Bernie Sanders. This awesomely funny tee makes the perfect gag gift for a unique birthday, a fun graduation, a BBQ bacon festival, the U.S. National Elections, National Bacon Lovers Day, International Bacon Day, El Dia Del Tocino, the Christmas season, the Fourth of July, or any other red-blooded, gift-giving occasion throughout the year. Because ‘Merica and Bacon that’s why.

Crispy and Chewy Bacon Election Tee Image
Crispy and Chewy Bacon Election T-shirt