Bacon is my Spirit Animal | Bacon is my Valentine | Funny Greeting Card

My Spirit Animal - Bacon is my Valentine Card


Bacon is my Valentine! Show your eternal love for the porkiest perfection on the planet with this funny bacon greeting card for Valentines Day. Chewy and crispy bacon strip eaters will love this heartfelt LOL gift. Be a best friend forever (BFF) on February 14 with sizzling bacon adoration!

  • Dimensions: 5 inch length by 7 inch width (portrait)
  • Semi-gloss paper at 110 lb, 12.5 point thick
  • Smudge-free writing with matte finish inside greeting card
  • Standard white envelope included


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